Tag: funny
group name: getmorepoints
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April 11, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
Someone sent me this....had to share. It's too cute!
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they . . . more
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April 19, 2008 01:53 AM EDT --
Fritos.... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
American Airlines peanuts.... Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
Mark and Spencer's . . . more
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April 19, 2008 02:02 AM EDT --
Interstate 10 near Phoenix AZ... State Prison: do not stop for hitchhikers
Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho... Warning to tourists: don't laugh at the natives
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April 11, 2008 04:42 AM EDT --
Okay, some of you may know of the old Art Linkletter show, "Kids say the darndest things!" Well I loved that show, and absolutely love hearing kids say silly impromptu things.
Lets share . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:37 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 5
South Dakota: Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
Tennessee: Driving is not . . . more
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April 19, 2008 01:56 AM EDT --
Little Ones Baby lotion... keep away from children
Fetish Body Mist... not for intimate hygiene
Dial Soap... Directions: use like regular soap
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April 19, 2008 01:59 AM EDT --
Komatsu floodlight... this floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Fire extinguisher... caution: non-flammable
Earplugs... these . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:34 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 4
New Mexico: State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
New York: New Yorkers . . . more
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April 11, 2008 06:47 PM EDT --
I thought this was pretty humorous and had to share. It seems that dogs have "enlisted" turkeys in their plot to overthrow the postal service (he he)!
MADISON, Wis. - Rather . . . more
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October 10, 2008 07:01 PM EDT --
I received this from a friend:
1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't .
2 .. I . . . more
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October 28, 2007 09:00 PM EDT --
This came in my email today and I thought I would share:
At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends . . . more
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April 19, 2008 01:48 AM EDT --
REAL WARNINGS FOUND ON:
Wheelbarrow.... do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Farenheit.
Craftsman Push Mower.... Do not attempt to remove blade while . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:28 PM EDT --
Dumbest state laws part 1
Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alaska: No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
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April 12, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 2
Hawaii: Billboards are outlawed.
Idaho: Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
Illinois: You may be arrested for vagrancy . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 3
Massachusetts: It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
Michigan: Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the . . . more
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September 15, 2008 11:15 AM EDT --
For this game, what you do is answer the last persons question with another question So, I'll start it off, then the first person to post will answer my question with another question, then the next . . . more
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October 14, 2007 12:27 PM EDT --
My uncle just emailed this to me, and I thought it was cute enough to share:
There was a Scottish painter named Wayne who was very interested in
making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down . . . more
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December 24, 2007 07:18 PM EST --
Everyone loves redneck jokes ... So here are some jokes that will hopefully make you laugh a little and brighten up your day!
You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative . . . more
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July 11, 2008 07:16 PM EDT --
Please post one at a time.
Anything that starts with a M goes.
Thanks and have fun dear friends.
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October 10, 2008 11:35 AM EDT --
Found this in an old email from my dad.
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats
a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,
'Are . . . more
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